Alright, this is not a drill my friends. Carnival Cruise Line just went full send on the sober squad and launched a new drink package called CHEERS! Zero Proof.
Translation: all the fun, none of the going overboard bc you’re blackout.
Here’s the deal: $29.99 a day gets you the golden ticket to basically every non-alcoholic thing on the ship. We’re talking…
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Mocktails that actually look like cocktails
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NA beer and sparkling wine (so you can still clink glasses without the hangover)
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Smoothies, protein shakes, and milkshakes for when you’re feeling like The Rock on cheat day
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Energy drinks to keep the vibes alive at 2 AM
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Plus all the sodas, juices, coffee, and water you can handle
Only catch? You gotta buy it for the whole cruise. No “just give me Tuesday” type of deals. And yeah, some drinks are technically 21+ even though they don’t have booze. Don’t ask me why, that’s just the rules.
But here’s the real play: Carnival finally realized that not everyone is trying to stumble off the boat after karaoke night. Some of us actually like to remember what happened. And now, instead of sipping a sad Coke while your friends are three margaritas deep, you can roll in with a frozen strawberry mocktail that looks just as legit.
Is $29.99 a day worth it? If you’re crushing coffee in the morning, a smoothie by the pool, and a mocktail at dinner, yeah, you’re coming out ahead.
Bottom line: Carnival is our here giving sober folks and sober curious folks respect. Way to go Carnival.
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